Have you ever thought about deciding whether chocolate is male or female?
I think "she" is an absolute lady. Just think about going to the store to buy some things. As we pass the sweets and candies, the seduction begins... First you just realize the cute bars in line and after that you are about to choose. Chocolate is just waiting for you, not saying a word. Just like the perfect female in the perfect world...just waits till someone comes and takes "her". Chocolate has her own appeal...
But in real life the chocolate - female parallel still stands.
It can make us change. You need chocolate when you are sad, just like when you are happy. It almost does the same as a wife. Only a good wife (with good cooking talent) can make you fat just like some good chocolate. Chocolate cheers you up and always gives the same amount of satisfaction that it gave before...
