Have you ever thought about deciding whether chocolate is male or female?
I think "she" is an absolute lady. Just think about going to the store to buy some things. As we pass the sweets and candies, the seduction begins... First you just realize the cute bars in line and after that you are about to choose. Chocolate is just waiting for you, not saying a word. Just like the perfect female in the perfect world...just waits till someone comes and takes "her". Chocolate has her own appeal...
But in real life the chocolate - female parallel still stands.
It can make us change. You need chocolate when you are sad, just like when you are happy. It almost does the same as a wife. Only a good wife (with good cooking talent) can make you fat just like some good chocolate. Chocolate cheers you up and always gives the same amount of satisfaction that it gave before...

Yeah, true. And chocolate can make us build fat, too, unfortunately. :)
VálaszTörlésIn a perfect world, chocolate would be a diet food. :)
VálaszTörlésI do think, that there are both male and female chocolates. Think of the real dark, sort of bitter tease of a plain chocolate. It certainly is a male.
VálaszTörlésHmm...good idea. But I think that the real dark chocolate could be a very self confident and sharp woman...the bitterness could be a male characteristic, but she is still just a dominant lady. But I see your point...:)
VálaszTörlésWell, if chocolate IS female, than I'm a womanizer in this respect. I like chocolate, no matter what. Plus I have a special ability: I can eat as much as I want and won't gain any weight.
VálaszTörlésI think many people envy you about being Casanova at the world of chocolates'...including me.:D
VálaszTörlésI need a bar of chocolate. IMMEDIATELY.
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